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To investigate bizarre insurance claims that transpired in either accidents, death or both, a former cop and an insurance investigator travel throughout the country to look at the cases up close. To investigate bizarre insurance claims that transpired in either accidents, death or both, a former cop and an insurance investigator travel throughout the country to. The darwin awards series is the alpha chimp of humorous human mishaps. Eighth place in detroit, a 41yearold man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18inchwide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Evolution in action contains cautionary tales of misadventure. Electric bathtub blues the singer claude francois did the most to popularize rock and roll music in france. The stories illustrate evolution working through natural selection.
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